Nigerian hilarity No.1056

Two funny stories from the past week:

1. Was in a Fed Govt agency waiting for a meeting on Tues. A man was fixing a fixed wireless phone terminal in the corner. With his back to us he started mumbling and bowing. It turned out that he was anointing the phone and protecting it from theft.

2. Our compound is trying to find a new security arrangement. One security company offers guards with the following value-added components: bow and arrow, truncheon, catapault. Now that makes me feel safe!