Wednesday, April 05, 2006

9ja porn

Hunting for a cd from the hot new naija musicman Jazzman Olofin after work today, I schlepped from cd/nollywood street vendor to street vendor. Jazzman had sold out everywhere.. What I did find however was bucketloads of hardcore porn, most of it discreetly hidden under nollywood vcds. On top of the local dvd rental place having a subtle curtain onto a fleshy world (so subtle I didn't notice the curtain for the first few months), its evident that there is quite some demand for erotica in town. I guess all that religious doxa creates its own repressed desires, which in turn seek their outlets, a bit like the Victorians obsession with opium. Of course, all the porn available is imported (much of it pirated). I wonder whether there's a homegrown nollywood niche out there? Given how lucrative the porn industry is in America (I believe its a bigger industry than Hollywood), its surely only a matter of time..

38 comments:

St Antonym 9:47 pm  

Yeah, I noticed it too, all over Lagos. There's definitely a big market for the stuff.

But I also saw some VCDs for sale of black-on-black action. For some strange reason, though, I think those might be imports from Cote d'Ivoire or some such place- the shame reflex is (mercifully?) still deeply ingrained in Naija people.

Omo Naija 9:55 pm  

Jeremy,

I guess you are still discovering Naija!.......As a secondary school boy back in the 80's, a classmate was a regular source of porn from his fathers stash :-).

Porn was openly sold in Yaba by the same guys who sold me comic books. Forget all the religious hoopla, we aint as repressed as you think. I am sure if you were single you would have discovered this already!!!! :-)

Anonymous,  10:00 pm  

I remember Dauda the nacker. Thats the closest I saw of naija porn. The chap, with alams kind of tummy, will do anything to bone.

St Antonym 10:29 pm  

"Dauda the Sexy Guy," and "Ikebe Super."

Nothing phased us in those days.

But what Jeremy's talking about is some hardcore knacking. That was pretty much out of sight when I was growing up, or maybe I was just a bit sheltered.

It's too easy now. All you need to do is go to the guy around the corner, and you'll get just what you please for N300.

somborri,  12:44 am  

lol jeremy, i dont think its because of any religious blah blah blah...humans will be humans. aside from imported porn, there always been our OHMS lol, like hints and hearts before they were very much toned down, and of course dauda

as for naija porn...may we never see the day when alami types battle (insert typical naija orobo socialite) types in a mansion in lekki
...i might just scarred for life!

Nkem 8:16 am  

I'm sure I've heard of "homegrown" porn in the past. Jeremy, you're not looking hard enough...

BabaAlaye 9:34 am  

There are quite a few in Lagos can't say about Abuja.They are not professinally done at all but authentic Naija porn produced by the Wife of a major luxurious bus transporter.
Also there are hundreds circulating around the Lebanese community.If you're not brave don't watch it. Naija girls at their freakiest. I'm quite Jaded but Unilag girls, Unical Girls the'll knock your socks off.Then i get so many MMS pics from Awon Boys. Hola at me if you need a hook up.

st homonym,  10:16 am  

If you think about it, most nollywood films are hard core porn without the shagging: crap script, hammy acting, contrived dialogue, dodgy camerawork, casio synth soundtrack.. All they need is a bit of sex and they would be authentic.

Omo Naija 3:12 pm  

Babaalaye,

You have opened a pandora box!!!!.....Oya holla at your boy with some samples.......

[email protected]

Excellent way to support Naija business and knock the religious zealots off the pedestal!! :-)

TaureanMinx 4:26 pm  

did you say discreet? not here in Lagos! Not that I've seen any, clears throat and exits.

Jim Sawyer 10:12 pm  

BabaAlaye please let me know how I can get access to the tapes and girls. Pay dey! Email: [email protected]

Anonymous,  12:14 pm  

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Anonymous,  5:37 pm  

obviously you havent been to bariga. african boy over at 9jasite.com

Anonymous,  4:50 pm  

oga Babaalaye,
i beg i need the pics and the 9ja porn movies , my email is [email protected] and number is 08070917397

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Anonymous,  12:21 pm  

Babaalaye for your perusal.

The porn biz is a terrible thing that had ever happenned to human civilazation in recent history. People are nowadays more concerned about making money rather than making moral adjustments in order to escape this "animalistic" unruly behaviour. SEX like everyotherthing, has its good and the bad sides. As a Universal Law, if the human desides to go on the bad side of sex, then the World should be ready to accommodate all the unimmaginable calamities (eg AIDS, POVERTY, CANCER, WAR, E.T.C) thereby associated with it as a natural consequence.

So Gentlemen, I call on you to deter from thinking on how the CDs and the VCDs were smuggled in,that is a wasteful thinking, instead propagate the ways we are going to stop this menace in order to protect the right of the Individual to a happy and peaceful coexistance on Earth.

Thank you

Irishblood 10:05 am  

Hi I’m from the US and living here in Nigeria and stumbled upon this blog. To St Antonym - The “Black on Black” porn is made everywhere including the US, Canada, and throughout Europe. It is considered a fetish (actual definition of fetish is sexual response to only one specific type of stimulus be it visual, auditory or physical other examples are only blonds in the movies, fat girls, interracial, gang-bang, etc.). To Baba Alaye, from people I have talked to over the many years I have lived over here, the consensus I seem to find is that when men want a girl to blow his mind in bed he has to go elsewhere. In the US we openly speak on sex as long as etiquette allows for it and I follow the same over here. I have had many what people here might term as too personal of conversations with both men and women. Starting with friends of my husband and then by word of mouth from there. Most husbands and boyfriends agree that it is better after their girl speaks to a “whitey” about the subject because they are less frigid on trying new and exciting things. This includes 4 “unilag” girls I have met. Girls from Southern Asia (Pakistan, India, Siam, Cambodia, etc) would be the best as far as their “skills” but for a real “freak” you have to go American, German or Canadian. Porn is always sold behind a curtin or in a special room or store of its own no matter what country you’re in. This has nothing to do with shame, this is to prevent children from seeing it – there are laws to prevent it and punish those who expose children to it. Shame about porn is not a good thing, when societies cannot discuss basic human functions openly you get a pandemic. Children don’t know the dangers or consequence of their actions or how best to deal with their impulses and that is how injuries, rapes, diseases and unwanted pregnancy happen. Openly talking about what you want or need with your spouse will go a long way in preventing affairs and divorces. There are things to be shameful of but your needs and desires are not one of them. And to the Anonymous response that porn is the worst thing to happen to human civilization in “recent history” truly needs to read her/his history books. Porn was performed live in Ancient Greece. Public co-ed “baths” were normal in Ancient Rome. They have even found stone dildos from the time of cavemen. Animals routinely watch each other mate and the technique (videos of animals from the same species having sex) is even used by zoos around the world to encourage their animals to breed. Never in the history of mankind have there been so many prudes in the world and yet those same people think that humanity is going the way of the dogs. This is not a discussion for behind closed doors or with only your closest drinking buddies, this is something discussed in grade schools the world over as well as in the home.

Anonymous,  6:26 am  

abeg try send the stuff to my email ..i dont believe they exist but if they do..hmmmm

[email protected]

Anonymous,  8:33 pm  

Hi guys I need the stuffs as well. please send them to [email protected]. Thanks a lot.

Anonymous,  2:53 pm  

I've seen porn on the streets in Surulere.
Would like to see more, just to see if it the same.
Mail it to me plse
[email protected]

Thanks

Anonymous,  1:17 pm  

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E-West 11:01 am  

hey babaloye this is my mail [email protected] come hook me up with abuja chicks you know pls anyone

baba 6:30 pm  

Does anyone know where porn movies is acted in lagos abuja or any where else in nigeria

baba 6:32 pm  

Hello can any one hook me up or give me addresses in lagos, abuja or anywhere else in nigeria where porn movie is acted

Anonymous,  7:57 am  

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Anonymous,  5:04 pm  

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kenji,  4:00 am  

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Anonymous,  9:41 am  

hallo BAba alaye...pls send the stuffs to my box..
[email protected]
thanx

Anonymous,  10:55 pm  

pls Baba Alaye,wuld luv 2 have 1 or more copies of d clips/videos/movies.U can send it 2 [email protected].

Anonymous,  5:00 pm  

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Anonymous,  1:34 pm  

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Anonymous,  1:01 am  

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Anonymous,  1:56 pm  

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I beg, I go like see some of this stuff. Send details to my mail [email protected]

Anonymous,  11:20 pm  

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Anonymous,  9:54 am  

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Anonymous,  5:31 pm  

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Anonymous,  11:23 am  

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